Hudingbin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, strong fox.

Hudingbin created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudingbin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hudingbin, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hudingbin's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Hudingbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Always look after injured horses.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hudingbin.

5. Always help sick mites.