Cinmetbus is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, almighty wolf.

Cinmetbus created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinmetbus, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cinmetbus, he will not care.

Cinmetbus' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cinmetbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Always obey Cinmetbus' priests.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.