Rulldudbesttamdibcen is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, calm ant.

Rulldudbesttamdibcen created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulldudbesttamdibcen, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rulldudbesttamdibcen, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rulldudbesttamdibcen's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Rulldudbesttamdibcen's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry pigs.

2. Rulldudbesttamdibcen loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never pour water over plants.