Listfadrap is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful giraffe.

Listfadrap created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Listfadrap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Listfadrap, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Listfadrap's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Listfadrap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.