Sidnegdab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless ant.

Sidnegdab created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidnegdab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sidnegdab, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Sidnegdab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Sidnegdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sheep.

2. Never sing in the presence of moths.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never talk about monkeys.