Sag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing squid.

Sag created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sag, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sag, he will throw large rocks at you.

Sag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Sag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not speak about grapes.