Afjonfar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable alligator.

Afjonfar created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afjonfar, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Afjonfar, she will try to impress you with trees.

Afjonfar's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Afjonfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Afjonfar.