Camfadlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, weak fairy.

Camfadlarp created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camfadlarp, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Camfadlarp, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Camfadlarp's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Camfadlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat bark.