Hugwitren is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless wyvern.

Hugwitren created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugwitren, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hugwitren, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hugwitren's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Hugwitren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dolphins.

2. Never wear cyan kilts.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.