Tab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, strong bat.

Tab created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tab, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Tab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine seals approach from the north.

2. Do not kill birds.

3. Do not hurt frogs.

4. Worship no other gods but Tab.

5. Do not speak about turnips.