Wonnibsab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered frog.

Wonnibsab created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonnibsab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wonnibsab, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Wonnibsab's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Wonnibsab's Holy Commandments

1. Wonnibsab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wonnibsab.

5. Wonnibsab loves ducks, so they must be respected.