Femhivyem is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, wise parrot.

Femhivyem created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Femhivyem, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Femhivyem, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Femhivyem's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Femhivyem's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Always help doves in need.

5. Never look in ponds.