Mannakzid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, irritating hydra.

Mannakzid created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mannakzid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mannakzid, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Mannakzid's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Mannakzid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sharks.

2. Never jump in the presence of ducks.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never wear turquoise rings.