Sas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring yak.

Sas created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sas, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sas, it will turn you into a goat.

Sas' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Sas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Sas loves turtles, so they must be respected.

3. Hide if five otters approach from the south.

4. Sas must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.