Lidcidhog is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, happy faun.

Lidcidhog created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidcidhog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lidcidhog, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lidcidhog's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Lidcidhog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not take Lidcidhog's name in vain.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.