Cepfatveen is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, dishonest dolphin.

Cepfatveen created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepfatveen, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cepfatveen, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cepfatveen's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cepfatveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Never sit near turtles.

3. Ants are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Run away if seven dogs approach from the south.