Fedjin is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, clever bird.

Fedjin created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedjin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fedjin, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fedjin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Fedjin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fedjin.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never wear green rings.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fedjin.