Quamgil is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, staggering elephant.

Quamgil created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamgil, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quamgil, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Quamgil's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Quamgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Always help frogs.

3. Never think ill of sick shrews.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Quamgil loves turtles, so they must be honoured.