Vidfebpin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, happy lizard.

Vidfebpin created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidfebpin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidfebpin, she will destroy your home solar system.

Vidfebpin's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Vidfebpin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help frogs in need.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Feed all hungry grasshopers.