Cetfligtar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional mole.

Cetfligtar created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Cetfligtar, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cetfligtar, she will refuse to believe in you.

Cetfligtar's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Cetfligtar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

3. Cetfligtar loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never wear pink shoes.