Stafgepsak is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating newt.

Stafgepsak created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Stafgepsak, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stafgepsak, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Stafgepsak's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Stafgepsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt gulls.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

3. Worship no other gods but Stafgepsak.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Hide if eight snails approach from the south.