Tabfatlid is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, competent dryad.

Tabfatlid created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabfatlid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tabfatlid, he will not care.

Tabfatlid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tabfatlid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured manatees.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never eat nuts.

5. Do not eat aubergines.