Fubgutwon is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, stupid tapir.

Fubgutwon created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubgutwon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fubgutwon, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fubgutwon's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fubgutwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.