Hitstikced is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless wren.

Hitstikced created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitstikced, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hitstikced, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hitstikced's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Hitstikced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Hitstikced must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.