Queegjanved is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, emotional shrew.

Queegjanved created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Queegjanved, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Queegjanved, she will turn you into a dog.

Queegjanved's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Queegjanved's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Queegjanved must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.