Fabbagnur Bagwiggub Omtveg is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental jackal.

Fabbagnur Bagwiggub Omtveg created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabbagnur Bagwiggub Omtveg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fabbagnur Bagwiggub Omtveg, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fabbagnur Bagwiggub Omtveg's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fabbagnur Bagwiggub Omtveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.