Fengumrow is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, slow skunk.

Fengumrow created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fengumrow, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fengumrow, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fengumrow's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fengumrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Always treat rats with great respect.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never talk about gravity.