Teengempomflamgenbon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, stupid duck.

Teengempomflamgenbon created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teengempomflamgenbon, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Teengempomflamgenbon, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Teengempomflamgenbon's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Teengempomflamgenbon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Teengempomflamgenbon.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Run away from red cats, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.