Veenhunsat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, egotistical cow.

Veenhunsat created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenhunsat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Veenhunsat, she will come to you in dreams.

Veenhunsat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Veenhunsat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not take Veenhunsat's name in vain.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.