Tapxincumquafzagwadvab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing otter.

Tapxincumquafzagwadvab created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Tapxincumquafzagwadvab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tapxincumquafzagwadvab, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tapxincumquafzagwadvab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tapxincumquafzagwadvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dolphins.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Erect three gold sculptures of Tapxincumquafzagwadvab on top of important buildings.

4. Tapxincumquafzagwadvab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.