Yimbassgepjadortlintap is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, self-confident hippopotamus.

Yimbassgepjadortlintap created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimbassgepjadortlintap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yimbassgepjadortlintap, he will manifest in front of you.

Yimbassgepjadortlintap's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Yimbassgepjadortlintap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Moths are not to be trusted.

4. Hide from mauve bats for they are unholy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.