Tofbog is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty dragonfly.

Tofbog created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Tofbog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tofbog, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tofbog's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tofbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Do not take Tofbog's name in vain.

4. Always obey Tofbog's priests.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.