Hamgedwadarf is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane frog.

Hamgedwadarf created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamgedwadarf, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hamgedwadarf, he will destroy your favourite star.

Hamgedwadarf's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hamgedwadarf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three badgers approach from the north.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Hamgedwadarf must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.