Labcedgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet owl.

Labcedgeb created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labcedgeb, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Labcedgeb, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Labcedgeb's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Labcedgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Retreat if eight frogs approach from the south.

4. Labcedgeb loves cats, so they must be respected.

5. Do not covet oxen.