Safxencin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing shrew.

Safxencin created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safxencin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Safxencin, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Safxencin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Safxencin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never jump in the presence of otters.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never paint your neck violet.