Dutfotpidnibgofvad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful toad.

Dutfotpidnibgofvad created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Dutfotpidnibgofvad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dutfotpidnibgofvad, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dutfotpidnibgofvad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dutfotpidnibgofvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never sing in the presence of moths.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Hide from magenta dogs for they are unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.