Ingbassven is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced manatee.

Ingbassven created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingbassven, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ingbassven, he will turn you into a sheep.

Ingbassven's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Ingbassven's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never feed lentils to doves while wearing brown boots.