Rapnurltam is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, quiet hummingbird.

Rapnurltam created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Rapnurltam, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rapnurltam, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Rapnurltam's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Rapnurltam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt seals.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat green fruit.