Fonjigfad is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, strong butterfly.

Fonjigfad created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonjigfad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fonjigfad, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fonjigfad's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fonjigfad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silicon sculptures of Fonjigfad on top of important buildings.

2. Do not kill birds.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not take Fonjigfad's name in vain.