Hamhasgov is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, cheerful gerbil.

Hamhasgov created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamhasgov, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hamhasgov, she will turn you into a tree.

Hamhasgov's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Hamhasgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always obey Hamhasgov's priests.

3. Retreat if five swans approach from the south.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Hamhasgov loves great tits, so they must be honoured.