Jaddapman is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, competent gorilla.

Jaddapman created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jaddapman, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jaddapman, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jaddapman's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Jaddapman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Put Jaddapman first in all things.

4. Hide if four capybaras approach from the north.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jaddapman.