Piggodcep is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent seal.

Piggodcep created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Piggodcep, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Piggodcep, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Piggodcep's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Piggodcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not kill seals.