Fenfigyim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic wombat.

Fenfigyim created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fenfigyim, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fenfigyim, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Fenfigyim's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fenfigyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Hide if eight moths approach from the east.

4. Erect six platinum sculptures of Fenfigyim on top of important buildings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.