Cebyarppog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, omnipotent giraffe.

Cebyarppog created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebyarppog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cebyarppog, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cebyarppog's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cebyarppog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never laugh in the presence of pigs.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.