Nillkaprill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, witty whale.

Nillkaprill created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillkaprill, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nillkaprill, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nillkaprill's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nillkaprill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.