Limfassid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, charitable eagle.

Limfassid created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limfassid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Limfassid, it will turn you into a puffin.

Limfassid's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Limfassid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.