Afkampon Disskon is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, generous parrot.

Afkampon Disskon created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afkampon Disskon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Afkampon Disskon, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Afkampon Disskon's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Afkampon Disskon's Holy Commandments

1. Afkampon Disskon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. Do not take Afkampon Disskon's name in vain.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Feed all hungry swans.