Bugruttjin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, boastful wasp.

Bugruttjin created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugruttjin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bugruttjin, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bugruttjin's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bugruttjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect six nickel sculptures of Bugruttjin on top of important buildings.

5. Never think ill of sick goats.