Dundogsig Dabjatcarvolmabcadlinquill is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, duplicitous squirrel.

Dundogsig Dabjatcarvolmabcadlinquill created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dundogsig Dabjatcarvolmabcadlinquill, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dundogsig Dabjatcarvolmabcadlinquill, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dundogsig Dabjatcarvolmabcadlinquill's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dundogsig Dabjatcarvolmabcadlinquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Always help tapirs in need.