Cussceprap is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, narcissistic squid.

Cussceprap created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussceprap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cussceprap, he will turn you into a mouse.

Cussceprap's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cussceprap's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near cats.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Cussceprap loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.